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I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad.
Author: John Kerry

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
Author: Elayne Boosler

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
Author: Bethania McKenstry

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Author: Fred Allen

In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Author: Akira Kurosawa

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
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How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!
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Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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