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One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only from the alliance of the one, working with and through the other, are great things born.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to the product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise, he degrades and simplifies the client.
Author: William S. Burroughs

One must not lose desires. They are mighty stimulants to creativeness, to love, and to long life.
Author: Alexander A. Bogomoletz

One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
Author: Randall Jarrell

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
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Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar.
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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
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"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D." "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
This is the joke from a category: College jokes