Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas a Kempis The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fig
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Bob Marley The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Author: Bob Marley

Charles de Gaulle The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Author: Charles de Gaulle

Adolf Hitler The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Author: Adolf Hitler

Emily Dickinson One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.
Author: Emily Dickinson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Humor jokes Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck
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Humor jokes Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
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Humor jokes Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
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Humor jokes Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.
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Hunting jokes Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
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