Best quotes to send by SMS

The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fig
Author: Thomas a Kempis
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Author: Bob Marley
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Author: Charles de Gaulle
The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Author: Adolf Hitler
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.
Author: Emily Dickinson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go
to? A:
Heck
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q. What did
dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New
Jersey
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
"NEED"
you!
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because
they'll
melt.
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the
country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where
a
sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes