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The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sensitive. To them... a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and
Author: Pearl Buck

In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Author: Thomas Pickering

I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

"Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. You'll see - you'll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever." "Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?" "Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly." On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?" "Yes," the boy's mother answered. "And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked. "Who cares?" the mother replied.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes