Best quotes to send by SMS

A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Author: John Tudor
A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?
Author: George Orwell
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Author: Clive James
A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
Author: Lucan
A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
Author: Paul Klee
The best jokes to send by SMS

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
"Pieces of
four"?
Short John Silver!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did the baby
chick say when he saw his
mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'
!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a chicken
with a
cement mixer ?
A brick-layer !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes