Best quotes to send by SMS
John Tudor A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Author: John Tudor

George Orwell A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?
Author: George Orwell

Clive James A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Author: Clive James

Lucan A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
Author: Lucan

Paul Klee A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
Author: Paul Klee

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!
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Bird jokes What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
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Bird jokes What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
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Bird jokes What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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Bird jokes What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
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