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Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
Author: Budd Schulberg

Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes