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If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
Author: Brendan Francis

If you have great talents, industry will improve them; if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their deficiency.
Author: Sir Joshua Reynolds

If you have something to say, then say it. If not, enjoy the silence while it lasts. The noise will return soon enough. In the meantime, youre better off going out into the big, wide world, having some adventures and refilling your well. Trying to create
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you hear that everybody is buying a certain stock, ask who is selling.
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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
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Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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