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Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Author: Graffito

Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.
Author: Alexander Pope

If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
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Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway
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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
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