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Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare

Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Author: Peter De Vries

Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes