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I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.
Author: Agatha Christie

I have found adventure in flying, in world travel, in business, and even close at hand... Adventure is a state of mind - and spirit.
Author: Jacqueline Cochran

I have gotten a lot more attention than...other women that I find incredibly beautiful. And this has happened to me ever since I was a girl, when I was flat, had no teeth, was skinny and small as I could be. I always got more attention than anyone else. I
Author: Salma Hayek

I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.
Author: Wernher von Braun

I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Author: Virginia Woolf

What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.
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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!
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When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
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Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!
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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
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