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Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!
Author: Sir Walter Scott

Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
Author: Lichty and Wagner

Oh, treacherous night! thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief's beneath thy shade.
Author: Aaron Hill

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.
Author: Leon Trotsky

Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
Author: Colley Cibber

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
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I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe
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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
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JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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