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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Author: Steven Wright

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in life.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
Author: J. A. Spender

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
Author: Victoria Holt

Never tell anyone that you're: writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.
Author: Lynn Johnston

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Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts
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Adding Up by Juan & Juan
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The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew
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Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue
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