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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Author: Nathaniel Branden

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Author: Matt Frewer

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Author: William Feather

I can't imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes