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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Author: Jane Wagner

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Author: Johnny Carson

Derive happiness in oneself from a good day's work, from illuminating the fog that surrounds us.
Author: Henri Matisse

Desire creates the power.
Author: Raymond Holliwell

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
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The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.
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What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!
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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes