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Man's main task is to give birth to himself.
Author: Erich Fromm

Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

It is forbidden to decry other sects; the true believer gives honour to whatever in them is worthy of honour.
Author: Asoka

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Author: Mae West

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Author: Richard Pryor

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:
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Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !
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Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie. 'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
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