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For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.
Author: Homer

For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
Author: Turkish Proverb

For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.
Author: Marilyn C. Barrick

For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
Author: Eric Ambler

For the wages of sin is death.
Author: Bible

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.
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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !
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Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, " My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through the kitchen." "Oh, no," the manager quickly replied. "The bathtub falls through the living room."
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