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Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

Yet man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward.
Author: Bible

The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.
Author: Hilton Kramer

You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
Author: Vicomte de Chateaubriand

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.
Author: Charles Bukowski

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg". The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, "As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something."
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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
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What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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