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God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Author: James M. Barrie

God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Author: Ethel Mumford

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

God is a verb.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.
Author: George W. Bush

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
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What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
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What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
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Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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