Best quotes to send by SMS

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Author: Saki
He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
Author: James Thurber
He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human beings.
Author: David Guterson
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon
He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'
Author: Julian of Norwich
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bingo
!
Bingo who ?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjorn
!
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue
!
Blue who ?
Blue away with the wind !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boise
!
Boise who ?
Boise ivy !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bond
!
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes