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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Author: Timothy Leary

I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worries and only half the royalties.
Author: Agatha Christie

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.
Author: Herbert Hoover

When you wish to instruct, be brief; that men's minds take in quickly what you say, learn its lesson, and retain it faithfully. Every word that is unnecessary only pours over the side of a brimming mind.
Author: Cicero

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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How many weeks are there in a light year?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
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