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Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise.
Author: John M. Capozzi

Diligence is the mother of good luck.
Author: American Proverb

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Author: Will Rogers

Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future.
Author: Kathleen Norris

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes