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We find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obstacles to conquer and goals to achieve.
Author: Maxwell Maltz

We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic.
Author: Susan Jeffers

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking about.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes