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Best quotes to send by SMS
A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.Author: Homer
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.Author: Josh Billings
Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.Author: Ronald Reagan
Absent in body, but present in spirit.Author: Bible
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.Author: Edgar Watson Howe
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
shoes?
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A brunette,
a blonde, and a redhead were
standing in a line before a firing squad.
The commander says, "READY,
AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!"
All the people turned around
and looked and the brunette ran away.
Next, it's the redhead's
turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and
the redhead yells
"HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around
to look for the
hurricane and the redhead runs away.
Finally, it's the blonde's turn. The
commander says, "READY, AIM"
and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets
shot.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker
at the bottom of the pool.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes