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Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Author: Lillian Hellman

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
Author: Bob Edwards

Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Author: Jerome K. Jerome

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Author: John C. Dvorak

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages. "Mommy, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: "It's Adam's clothes!!!!!"
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A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we run!"
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Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
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Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
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A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate "oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own business !
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