Best Cell Phones

Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Author: Pearl Buck

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
Author: George Eliot

Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
Author: Juvenal

I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
Author: Pablo Casals

Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the German government announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network. Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. So they ordered their own scientists to take their core samples at a depth of 100m. From these samples, they found small pieces of glass and soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide optical fibre network. Irish scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement, they ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000 h years ago were an even more advanced civilisation, as they already had a mobile telephone network in place.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes