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The art of being bored is lost.
Author: Ted Klauber

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
Author: Evan Esar

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Author: Darrin Weinberg

You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone.
Author: Real Live Preacher

This is the story of America. Everybody's doing what they think they're supposed to do.
Author: Jack Kerouac

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes