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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Author: Fred Allen

A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.
Author: Jean De la Fontaine

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Author: Groucho Marx

A clash of doctrines is not a disaster--it is an opportunity.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
Author: Anonymous

The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
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What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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