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It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Author: Menander

Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.
Author: Dr. David M. Burns

Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
Author: Noah Porter

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Author: W. C. Fields

A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."
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Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.
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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
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