Best quotes to send by SMS

The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Author: P. J. O Rourke
The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
Author: Marshall McLuhan
Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Author: Morrie Schwartz
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder
!
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred
!
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida
!
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan
!
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta
!
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes