Best Cell Phones

Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
Author: Gallagher

Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
Author: Albert Guerard

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Author: Robert Benchley

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it.
Author: James M. Barrie

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
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Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
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where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)
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