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The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife stru
Author: Betty Friedan

One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?
Author: Jeremy Bentham

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
Author: Mark Twain

A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. "The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!" "I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in the other lawyer's name!"
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The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes