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In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.
Author: Herodotus

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

In spite of illness, in spite even of the archenemy sorrow, one can remain alive long past the usual date of disintegration if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in small ways.
Author: Edith Wharton

In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
Author: Warren Buffett

Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
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