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Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Author: William Shakespeare

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Author: W. C. Fields

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Author: William Shakespeare

Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.
Author: Craig Newmark

Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows.
Author: Sir William Osler

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes