Best quotes to send by SMS

How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
Author: Bible
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Author: William Penn
If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Author: Jewish Proverb
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Author: J. Jacques
Stamina is utterly important. And stamina is only possible if it's managed well. People think all they need to do is endure one crazy, intense, job-free creative burst and their dreams will come true. They are wrong, they are stupidly wrong.
Author: Hugh Macleod
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What's the slowest thing in the
world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
a
mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Where is the world's
fastest chicken
from?
A: Ethiopia!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What is
the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!''
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes