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Never again clutter your days or nights with so many menial and unimportant things that you have no time to accept a real challenge when it comes along. This applies to play as well as work. A day merely survived is no cause for celebration. You are not h
Author: Og Mandino

Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
Author: Native American Proverb

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Author: Emo Phillips

Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
Author: Marlo Thomas

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
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Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.
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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy
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