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Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
Author: Clementine Paddleford

If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of rulers or of races, but the happiness of the common man.
Author: Lord William Beveridge

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.
Author: Glenn Doman

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!
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