Best quotes to send by SMS
Seneca Many things have fallen only to rise higher.
Author: Seneca

William Blake To see a world in a Grain of Sand, And a Heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.
Author: William Blake

Saint Francis of Assisi Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace! Where there is hatred let me sow love; Where there is injury, pardon; Where there is doubt, faith; Where there is despair, hope; Where there is darkness, light; Where there is sadness, joy.
Author: Saint Francis of Assisi

Aaron Copland To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself, incredible and inconceivable.
Author: Aaron Copland

Arthur Schopenhauer If we weren't all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting we couldn't endure it.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Various animal jokes What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
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Various animal jokes What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!
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Various animal jokes What is a buttress? A female goat.
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Various animal jokes What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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Various animal jokes Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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