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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the inevitable Thou shouldst not grieve.
Author: Bhagavad Gita

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much.
Author: W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman

For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal.
Author: John F. Kennedy

For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes