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So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Author: Kin Hubbard

So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject that will bridle and control them, they throw themselves in disorder hither and yon in the vague field of imagination. ..And there is no mad or idle fancy that they do no bring fort
Author: Michel de Montaigne

I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow isthe higher achievement.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Author: Oswald Spengler

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
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My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
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Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
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Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
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