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In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.
Author: Dorothea Dix

I like life. It's something to do.
Author: Ronnie Shakes

The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
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Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!
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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
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Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!
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Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
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