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I have everything now I had 20 years ago except now, it's all lower.
Author: Gypsy Rose Lee

I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.
Author: William Shakespeare

I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.
Author: Walt Whitman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Author: Ronald Reagan

I have made my world and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside.
Author: Louise Nevelson

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?
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Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.
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Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!
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