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The rich are the scum of the earth in every country.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Author: Mark Twain

Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.
Author: William Arthur Wood

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !
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What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !
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