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When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.
Author: Real Live Preacher

When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it' s always 'a big breakthrough' or a 'radical departure.' Why is it no one ever says that if a straight actor does comedy? Are they presuming comedy is easier?
Author: Carol Burnett

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.
Author: Milan Kundera

It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea.
Author: Bible

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes