Best quotes to send by SMS
Real Live Preacher God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my faithfulness will not. I will follow in the way of Christ. I will act as though my life and the lives of others matter. I will love. I have no greater gift to of
Author: Real Live Preacher

Charles Rosin Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
Author: Charles Rosin

Izaak Walton Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
Author: Izaak Walton

Ancient Proverb Good habits result from resisting temptation.
Author: Ancient Proverb

Barry LePatner Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Author: Barry LePatner

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.
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Internet jokes Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
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Internet jokes What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
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Internet jokes What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
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Internet jokes What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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