Best quotes to send by SMS

God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my faithfulness will not. I will follow in the way of Christ. I will act as though my life and the lives of others matter. I will love. I have no greater gift to of
Author: Real Live Preacher
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
Author: Charles Rosin
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
Author: Izaak Walton
Good habits result from resisting temptation.
Author: Ancient Proverb
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Author: Barry LePatner
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where does
the Internet football team
play?
Webley.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Teacher: Why are you pushing
garlic into
the computer's disk drive?
Pupil: To keep vampires off the
Internet
Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet
Pupil:
See? It works, doesn't it?
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What's the best city to search the
World
Wide Web in?
Rome.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What do you get if you cross a giant ship
with the
Internet?
The Site-anic.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What did the sausage say when it
couldn't log on to the Internet?
If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry
again
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes