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Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Author: Michael Pritchard

Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?
Author: Frida Kahlo

Few men desire liberty: The majority are satisfied with a just master.
Author: Sallust

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Author: Mark Twain

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
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How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie.
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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
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