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I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.
Author: Bertrand Russell

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more imp
Author: John Stuart Mill

War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Author: Jimmy Carter

Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Author: Thornton Wilder

Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital.
Author: Kelly Barton

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!
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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.
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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
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