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When you are not physically starving, you have the luxury to realize psychic and emotional starvation.
Author: Cherrie Moraga

When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Author: Mark Twain

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Author: George Washington Carver

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Author: Madonna

Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?
Author: Richard Feynman

"I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you? "All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes