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I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
Author: Colette

Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
Author: Anonymous

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Author: Will Rogers

Live your life as though there is great joy to be experienced... an abundance of goodness in each person you come in contact with, and the knowledge that you have enough inner wisdom to answer the mysteries that challenge you.
Author: Meladee McCarty

Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes