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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author: Konrad Lorenz

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Author: Henry Kissinger

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Author: John Locke

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
Author: Andre Malraux

One kind word can warm three winter months.
Author: Japanese proverb

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
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What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !
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What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !
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What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !
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