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Don't let your sorrow come higher than your knees.
Author: Swedish Proverb

Don't look for more honor than your learning merits.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
Author: Andy Rooney

Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
Author: Malayan Proverb

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
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Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
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Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.
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